i-taste-your-pbj

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Well, if you got here, I may as well let you in on the secret. I love to taste the POOEY BUM JUICES straight from a girl's arse. It's the best thing ever. It works a few ways:

* direct, with my tongue up your bumhole
* using my fingers, repeatedly into your bum, into my mouth, again and again, tasting it
* using a dildo to get deeper up there and get more and nastier juices to taste
* shoving a ball up there (golf ball is perfect as the dimples capture your shit and juices well) and you pooing it out into my mouth

One fwb (Catherine) used to sit on my face, pull her bum wide open and push her bum (like pooing) as hard as she could. So hard she'd be grunting. She'd only do this when she didn't need to poo, so just her bum juice would come out and she'd be close to prolapsing. I couldn't get enough of the taste of her dirty, shitty arse juice. There's nothing quite like it. I used to sit on her face and do it into her mouth too. I'd impale my shitty arse on her two fingers, then she'd take them out us both to taste whilst we wanked off.

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Here's a little story. A few months back I had really filthy encounter with Olivia. Warning: This might be too nasty for you, but that's me -really fucking rude. Hope you like...

I was having a one nighter (turned into a few more) with a big girl who worked in a local bar. We're a bit drunk and and I've got her up on the sofa facing away, with my tongue up her arse. I'm just loving the nasty taste sooo fucking much, that a really grimey idea crosses my mind.

"wait right there..." I say to Olivia. "ok hun". Can't leave her too long, so run to the kitchen and get a banana. Come back, peal it, finger her arse a but rough to loosen it and bam! Banana right up her shitty arse!

She's like "whoa! Did you just...?!"
"uh huh" as I'm frigging her clit and licking her bumhole.


"fuck it feels like I need a shit!" and Olivia's now sounding really confused. She's younger than me and hasn't been as dirty before.

"don't worry Liv. Trust me... I want you to shit it. Shit that banana right into my mouth you dirty fucker. I'll take it and I'll anything else that comes out"

She moans really strangely. "Oh fuck. Fuck! I have never felt so fucking horny in my life. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna push it out. Rub my clit. Fuck..."

She starts pushing and the banana starts sliding out. I'm just in a fucking trance by now as I've never gotten a girl to do this for me before and here it is, happening! With this fit chunky girl and I just know how nasty it's going to be as she's big enough to have an arse that produces plenty of that nasty nasty shitty bum juice. By now, I'm just shaking with excitement thinking "yes yes yes! I get to taste this horny, sexy girl's pooey arse!". I'm just hoping its grungy enough - i'm wanted really nasty, pooey bum juice here, right in my mouth. Nothing is better.

As it comes out its pretty clean at first and I just munch it down, but it's been up there a good few minutes now, owing to Liv's nervousness. Some ass juice starts to appear half way through and I'm just loving it.

"shit it! Olivia, keep going! I want it all. Push it!"

Now the best bit. The last of the banana all brown mixed in with her pooey bum juices slides into my mouth, followed by a gungy mess of shitty bum juice. I lick it all up and ram my tongue up her shitty arse once more, wanking harder than ever.

Olivia's rubbing her clit hard now "nnnng" and as she's coming "I wanna taste it! I want. To taste... my own arse! Fuck it!"

She's never done it before and has just realised how horny it is. She scoops her fingers across the remnants of banana and pooey bum juices and puts the three fingers straight in her mouth to taste the nasty - "oh god! I'm doing it. I'm tasting my shitty bum! Watch me! Look at me do it! Nnnnnng"

She comes as she looks over her shoulder, shitty fingers in her mouth, hand mashing her clit, my three fingers deep in her bumhole, pumping hard and she's looking me right in the eye. She comes harder than ever or since. And so do I.

Understandably, whenever I recall it, I get hard and go for a filthy wank.

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BIG GIRLS WITH CHUNKY/DUMPY BUMS
As implied to above, there's something special about the larger girl's arse. Not obese, just a bit bigger than average. Now, small, cute bums can taste really good and I've tasted plenty. It's a matter of quantity. If I say to a girl who squatting on my face " now push your bum hole out, as hard as you can, like you're having a shit" then I want a good amount of shitty arse juice (not necessarily actual poo) to come out of her anus and onto my tongue. Cute little girls' bums usually don't make enough, but big dumpy, chunky arsed girls do. It might be down to eating more and just being bigger.
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Our Irish friend Elle stayed over last night. She got pretty drunk, flirted a lot, was bending over and showing me her arse, and slept on the sofa. I got the feeling she was a bit horny. At about 2am I crept downstairs (didn't want to wake my partner) and checked on her. She was rolled over on the sofa with her bum pointing out and half showing. Her loose pjs had slipped down a bit. I just could resist. Sitting on the floor with my head close to her cute arse, I could just about smell it. Out came my cock, already hard and I started wanking off. Elle's 36 and cute. Curly blonde hair, fit body, small perky tits. I normally like bigger bums, but she's just so cute!

After about 5 minutes I'm getting close to coming and wondering how to do it. Get some tissue? Go to the bathroom. No matter. She wakes up!

"Uhhh...hey. Did you come to check on me?" She's groggy and is looking back over her shoulder, so can't see my cock throbbing in my hand.
"Yeah. Elle...", I figure I'll just go for it, "I'm going to taste your arse"
"...what did you just say?"
"You know" I say calmly.
She's just looking at me now. Thinking. I step it up a bit. "Elle, I'm going to lick your bum then ram my tongue deep inside your dirty arse so I can taste your pooey bum juices. Then my thumb is going to frig your clit hard and fast until you come hard on my face"
She's wide eyed now. "Do it!" she says, quickly.

I race to get her arse to my mouth. She's still side on and I like the weirdness of the position. Her bottoms are pulled to her knees now, so I place her right hand on her right bum cheek. She gets what I'm thinking and pulls her bum open. Right about then, she realises "wait, I've not had a shower! Hold on, I haven't since yesterday morning. I've got to..." I cut her off right there. It's no time to be shy about it. "I want it nasty Elle. I want to taste your shitty bumhole, as dirty and rude as it can be. It's better like this."

This tips her over the edge. "OH FUCK. FUCK! THATS TOO FUCKING HORNY". She shuffles around so her left hand is on her clit and she just goes for it, wanking her pussy as hard and fast as she can. "Do it! Quick, lick my dirty arse you nasty fuck!"

My tongue is there a second later. Wow, she tastes NASTY. Sweaty, from the whole previous day. She obviously had a poo, wiped well enough, but there's the smell and taste of it remaining. I lick it hard and soon begin push my tongue into her shitty arse.

"Push your bum" I tell her. She shuffles backwards, misunderstanding the instruction. "No, push your bum HOLE, like you're having a poo". She pauses... "Are you sure?" she asks. She's obviously worried it'll gross me out and embarrass her. "I've done this before Elle. I want to taste your bum, your juice, your shit." I go straight back to licking her dirty arse and rubbing her clit. 5 seconds later, she moans "here you go..."

She pushes her hole a bit and my tongue slides instantly inside up to the hilt. "Fuuuuck! Is that in...side my bum?!" - she's really never done this, I'm beginning to realise. "Mmmm, mmm" is all I can manage in reply. She pushing harder now though, the pure nastiness now getting her to 100% horny. I can hear her straining hard, like she desperately wants to shit in my mouth, but there's no shit to come. Not good enough, I'm thinking. I want more juice, more taste, more nasty.

Pulling my tongue out, I shove two fingers as deep up her as I can, fuck her arse with them for a few moments then get them back out. Success! Glistening shitty bum juice all over my fingers. She's been looking back at me here and there as this has been going on, but I need her to see this. "Watch me..." She turns. There's a horny smirk on her face. "You not going to..." "Yes. I'm going to taste your pooey arse juice straight from my fingers". She's looking intently at my fingers. "Is that my poo on the end?" There's a little bit I hadn't spotted. "Fuck yes!" I reply and but both fingers in my mouth. "Fuck off, I'm comingggggg!" She's over the edge now and writhing. There's no time, or juice, to waste. My fingers go straight back in, deep, straight back out and in my mouth. And again, again, about a dozen times. Elle's watching, open-mouthed, transfixed, quivering from the first orgasm and working up to a second.

"Your turn" I tell her. "To do what?" she asks? Naturally there's a few options for us at this point. She could taste her own pooey bum juices, lick and finger my arse to taste me, or feed me hers with her fingers. I opt for the latter pushing her fingers straight in. She really into this now. For the next 5 minutes she pushes her bum with all her might, fingering all the while and feed me her arse juice off her fingers over and over as I wank hard behind her. Eventually, she wonders what she's missing out on and raises her own shitty fingers to her mouth...

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PBJ (in my mouth)